Saturday mornings are hopefully for not feeling hungover or beaten-up or assassinated. You see, it is Friday as I write these phrases, and I’ve simply been invited out for drinks within the park with one Graham Smith, former RPS EIC and these days, co-founder of disgraceful champagne socialist operation Jank.cool, an indie joint the rabble-rousers amongst you might be already calling “RPS when it was good”. What is the matter, aren’t we feeding you sufficient Offers posts?
Assuming he dares present his turncoat face, I think about Graham can be packing warmth, which is why I plan to open the proceedings with a flying kick from the bushes. Graham will counter together with his notorious “Hell’s Carousel” chokehold, and I’ll riposte with my patented “Hat Secretly Full Of Spiders” manouevre. I realise that a few of you’ve gotten been studying RPS for over a decade, and are possible extra acquainted with the Graham Smith moveset than I. Please advise. Assuming I survive this battle, I am going to want ideas for the subsequent. Within the meantime, this is what everyone else is doing this weekend.
Mark:
Some quiet behind-the-scenes work I’ve been doing this week has me fancying a bit extra Wipeouty BallisticNG zero-g racing and some levels on Grime Rally 2.0. I’ve additionally obtained Outbound’s Subsequent Fest demo downloaded as a result of its camper van home constructing appears to be like fairly cool.
James:
Prematurely releasing Steam Subsequent Fest demos appears to be the present video games advertising greatest follow, so I will be enjoying snippets of Denshattack (obvs) and sci-fi comedy co-op FPS Far Far West.
Ollie:
I’ve slipped again into Baldur’s Gate 3 this week, rejoining the meandering travels of my Cleric of Selûne by means of the center of Act 1. I am dealing with the goblin camp utterly in another way this time round, and discovering all of the intricacies I missed in my first playthrough has been compelling sufficient to make me forego a harmful quantity of sleep for the previous couple days.
Jeremy:
Buddha have mercy, I’m executed with Nioh 3. Apart from just a few additional jobber bosses I must mop up and add to our boss record information, however these do not really matter. So this weekend I’ll breathlessly be transferring onto the subsequent sport that we have to cowl for guides, and taking some baddies to suplex metropolis. A few of you cultured people might be able to guess the sport from that sentence alone.
Julian:
After writing about by chance enjoying a attractive match-3 sport, I’ve reinstalled good secure Bejewelled 3. And Puzzle Quest. Additionally Demon’s Mirror. Oh no, three match-3 video games in a row – they’ve all disappeared!
Edwin:
Assuming I have not been slain by Graham, I can be enjoying a Secret Factor and perhaps, probably, extra Pathologic 3. I nonetheless must remedy that plague, and end the ultimate chapter of my Butchering “Butchering Pathologic” sequence. Then I am going to want to return and repair the opposite two articles. That is probably not an environment friendly utilization of time.
However you, reader pricey – what are you enjoying this weekend?

