We have gotten an excellent eyeful of the brand new Captain America swimsuit pores and skin coming to Marvel Rivals, and I’ll cease issues briefly proper right here for a fast content material warning: Should you do not need to be taking a look at what PC Gamer’s Chris Livingston described as “a brand new supply of vibranium,” avert your gaze now, as a result of this factor is large and I actually do not know the way it obtained into the sport.
You had been warned.
Did you see it?
Right here, let’s zoom in a bit.
That is proper, Cap has a fully huge hog.
Not solely that, however, nicely, it has jiggle physics.
Nevermind this LOOK AT THIS???? ITS MOVING?!?! pic.twitter.com/IAbeUfu5niJuly 2, 2026
That in itself is nothing new in videogames, however utilized to this as a substitute of these? I really feel like we have entered a brand new period. Sure, Larian did it first, (really, Conan Exiles did it first, and holy cow am I studying far more about videogame wangs that I anticipated to as we speak) however given all the pieces else Larian did in Baldur’s Gate 3 I really feel virtually like thatt would not rely. However dong jiggle physics in a mainstream superhero preventing recreation? That is one thing else totally.
At first I believed possibly somebody was simply having a little bit enjoyable with Photoshop or some animation software program, however this flagpole is swinging in all places. Little Cap is not fairly so pronounced on this video shared by the official Marvel Rivals X account however it’s positively there, and yeah, you may see it transfer too.
The First Avenger is the primary to the enjoyable! 🏖️”The seaside crew voted Captain America ought to man the grill, similar to the crimson, white, and blue-blooded specimen of American masculinity individuals imagine he’s. Sadly, his expertise on the grill weren’t almost as calculated as his… pic.twitter.com/B3tRSt9QjMJuly 1, 2026
‘The First Avenger’ is a complete lot extra positively there on this clip shared by dejuna1 on YouTube.
Relatedly: What’s going on with Cap’s ass? And why is he sporting Borat’s mankini? By no means thoughts, I do not need to know.
Ludwig Kietzmann, a former editor-in-chief at PC Gamer’s sister website GamesRadar, put forth a proof for Captain America’s huge hog—look, we’d as nicely simply say it—that I feel stands up fairly nicely. So to talk.
The lore motive is Captain America was at Battle of the Bulge
— @ludwigk.bsky.social (@ludwigk.bsky.social.bsky.social) 2026-07-02T23:30:49.178Z
Anyway, this certain appears to be Captain America’s Captain Winky, alright, and that leads me to marvel, as Kotaku’s Ken Shepard inquired above, why?
Not that I’ve any specific objections—we have been doing it with girls in videogames for generations, so if NetEase desires Cap to actually be standing at consideration, advantageous by me—however holy cow. Rob Liefield appears positively restrained by comparability.
Anyway, as a result of I’m an trade skilled who takes his job significantly, I’ve reached out to ask: And shortly, a long-suffering PR rep at NetEase will obtain an e mail from an official PC Gamer deal with, and he’ll open it, and he’ll learn, Hey, what’s up with the large dong on the large canine?
I’ll replace if he replies.
