Initially meant to be a PS2-era motion sport that was swept up in growth woes and authorized points, Captain Blood lastly will get an official launch over 20 years since its inception.
Sadly, the wait has not been value it. Not even shut.
Particularly by in the present day’s requirements, Captain Blood is a tragically messy hack-and-slasher, hamstrung by a fight system that struggles to supply any sort of satisfying suggestions. The great captain’s blade could as effectively be a moist noodle.
With set digicam angles and dodge rolls mapped to the suitable stick, the sport’s bought previous God of Warfare vibes, however the motion cannot ever evaluate. Your whole arsenal — which consists of fundamental sword combos, a cooldown-based blunderbuss, and grenades — feels undercooked and unwieldy. Even the devoted finisher animations are devoid of influence.
Unlocking extra assaults does enhance the fight to some small extent, nevertheless it’s not sufficient to make it really feel good — and with the title’s regular introduction of more and more tedious enemy sorts, there’s merely no reprieve from the slog.
In the meantime, Captain Blood’s story, which threatens to be considerably entertaining in its cartoonish swashbuckling, collapses underneath a few of the worst audio mixing we have heard in years. All the voicework is buried beneath wildly fluctuating sound results and a repetitive soundtrack — and twiddling with the choices barely adjustments a factor.
The worst a part of Captain Blood, although? It is that there is one thing right here, a flicker of a venture that was as soon as heartfelt and enjoyable. You’ll be able to see it within the pleasantly chunky character fashions and well-realised environments — however the sport’s charming presentation cannot outweigh its basic gameplay flaws.
You probably have a burning nostalgia for early 2000s motion titles, you would possibly be capable of squeeze some semblance of enjoyment from Captain Blood, however even then, you have to wade by tedious, weightless fight and bafflingly ignored audio points.
