Whats up people, and welcome again to Fallacious Each Time. At present we’re embarking on a brand new journey, as we try the primary episode of the spring season’s Please Put Them On, Takamine-san. I’m frankly undecided what we’re in for right here; by all accounts the manufacturing seems to be your backyard selection adolescent romcom, with the overtly sexy twist of a heroine who can rewrite actuality by altering her underwear.
Presumably this machine will initially be used to implement a sort of unwilling intimacy on our leads, the traditional “solely you understand my secret” stress that evokes the preliminary bonds of tales starting from Bakemonogatari to My Monster Secret. And naturally, as a common machine, this kind of Groundhog’s Day time reversal nearly inevitably facilitates themes of studying to dwell within the second, to see errors as joyful accidents, and not fret about in search of the “good path” by way of life. However what’s the purpose in speculating after we can discover out for ourselves? Let’s get to it!
Episode 1

We open on a sexy pan up our presumed heroine, with a specific deal with her immense thighs. I suppose it’s no shock {that a} present centered on taking off and placing on panties would enjoy thighs
Takamine Takane is her identify, a title straight from the Oregairu college of character naming
She’s prime in grades, sports activities, and apparently persona, as she was elected pupil president. Anime actually loves this “princess and the pauper” highschool narrative, which in fact feels naturally validating to those that see themselves as social underdogs, and want to imagine a single quirk of destiny would possibly make them greatest associates with the varsity idol

In fact, this needn’t be framed in such cynical phrases; clashes of characters from totally different strata of society, even a society as condensed as highschool, are merely pure gas for drama and private growth
The pyramid of highschool society is listed as “Jocks->Sidekicks->Slackers->Targets.” One factor I preferred about Oregairu was how immediately it challenged this kind of framing, emphasizing that everybody was extra advanced than a bitter, superficial evaluation of social dynamics would possibly point out
Our lead is Shirota Koushi. He’s a loner who’s final in each sports activities and lecturers
Ah, seems like we’re in for the traditional “I tripped and fell into your boobs.” Even Eva had one!

“Turn into My Closet”
Shirota is consuming lunch within the athletic shack when Takane pops in and begins altering. Oh hey, they’ve really bought nipples on this manufacturing
Sadly not a lot to say concerning the present’s path and artwork design to this point; it’s all fairly strictly practical stuff, within the fashionable post-layouts model of merely putting characters in heart body towards a CG background. The visible equal of by no means really describing the surroundings
Takane will get lower than 100 on her check, and proceeds to drop her panties in response

Alright, we lastly get some visible thrives for the introduction of her energy – a butterfly of neon lights flies right into a discipline of timepieces that’s then complimented by a neon linework rose, which then swiftly reverses its type. The butterfly and rose, each pure symbols of lovely transformation and impermanence
Shirota returns just a few seconds into the previous, and Takane will get an ideal rating this time
Whoof, a few of this character artwork is tough. Shirota has super issue staying on-model as he confronts Takane within the pupil council room. Although I suppose Shirota’s face just isn’t the purpose of this manufacturing

Takane takes his accusations in stride, declaring they’ll have a “productive dialog” about it. Her archetype is a standard one – the ice queen who solely thaws within the presence of our audience-insert lead. And sure, at this level I really feel fairly comfy assuming our lead is an viewers insert, not an intentional character examine. Not likely seeing something right here past your garden-variety ecchi with minimal manufacturing values
Oh my god, that butterfly sequence is definitely financial institution footage they’re going to reuse a number of occasions per episode. Gotta get to twenty minutes in some way, I suppose
“I suppose it’s no shock your mind froze up. You had been squeezing the breast of the varsity’s most lovely lady, in spite of everything.” Such naturalistic dialogue

“That is my means – ‘a maiden that not been defiled – Everlasting Virgin Highway.’” These notably sexy productions can get extraordinarily bizarre about purity, presenting a fantasy of desired femininity that’s concurrently completely chaste but extremely sexual – the Madonna-whore paradigm in a single. Sexual confidence and availability would naturally suggest expertise, and even perhaps increase the specter of the viewers insert being deserted – as such, this fantasy calls for the thing of need be extraordinarily sexy and obtainable across the viewers insert particularly, however in any other case completely oblivious to sexual issues. This kind of “caged intercourse object” attract is identical intuition that conjures such fantasies as anime’s many incestual romances, or the childish heroines frequent to ‘00s visible novels
By the way, all of this exposition is character-bereft and easily dangerous storytelling, however I believe we’re previous the purpose of critiquing this present as a theoretically coherent drama, reasonably than a sequence of psychoanalytically fertile fantasies

“Those that’ve seen my bare breasts will keep in mind the reminiscence of what occurred.” As I mentioned, it’s a fantasy of simultaneous sexual availability and exclusivity
“I’m certain that’s onerous so that you can fathom when 95% of your life is a mistake.” I do like her excessive self-regard and pettiness. It’s each humorous and telling that her clarification for why she has this magical means is “properly, I clearly deserve it”
Actually leaning on Sport of Thrones-style sexposition right here, as she monologues concerning the particulars of her means together with her breasts hanging out
Additionally a pleasant texture and colour weight impact for these flashback pictures, even when the perimeters are far too clearly reduce with a digital erase device

Starting to surprise how I’m going to screencap this episode with out getting delisted by Google Adverts. She’s had her shirt open this complete monologue
We at the very least now have context for Takane’s query – she asks him to change into her closet not as a result of they really have some sort of particular connection, however as a result of she’s so self-centered that she assumes Shirota has nothing higher to do than help her petty time journey adventures
“Since you perceive my means, you’re the one one who can do that job.” A key a part of this fantasy, contriving a motive why “it could possibly solely be you”

“As a ‘one in every of them’ kind, folks barely discover you exist. By changing into my closet, you’ll be able to change into an ‘just one’ kind.” Takane actually explains the actual fantasy being realized right here. Her phrases mirror one other problem with this kind of myopic fantasy – all of the characters have a tendency to talk in the identical voice, working from the identical set of social assumptions because the presumed viewers. Once more, Oregairu was explicitly about dismantling this kind of bitter myopia
Takane finally forces the difficulty by organising a scenario the place it appeared like he was assaulting her, thus forcing him to be complicit. Oof, that trope – there’s a complete bunch of incel fantasy with “the specter of false rape accusations” centered as one of many nice Evils of Girls, with Defend Hero offering a simple, deeply repellent instance

“Is that an acceptable tone to take together with your proprietor?” Unsurprisingly, we’re additionally going for a little bit of a master-slave roleplay factor right here, which in fact additionally supplies our protagonist a mountain to climb by way of profitable Takane’s respect
“You do understand I may make it so I didn’t enable you to at any time, proper?” So then, can she like… infinitely reverse any determination she has made, no matter when she made that call? Shit, I’m most likely already enthusiastic about these mechanics extra deeply than the writer did
We finish with Takane speaking about how Shirota’s “gentlemanly facet hasn’t modified,” gesturing in direction of the obvious childhood reminiscence they shared that Shirota can’t keep in mind (doubtless resulting from Takane’s means), however which is able to undoubtedly function the basis of her honest infatuation with him. Not onerous to plot this stuff out

And Performed
Properly, that actually was your backyard selection ecchi! Completely inert by way of writing and artwork design, awkwardly straying into some misogynistic assumptions concerning each males and ladies, and finally serving nearly solely as a car for watching Takane take her garments off. Not likely a lot to dig into there; the psychological hangups this present gestures in direction of are endemic to otaku media at massive, with this complete Madonna-whore advanced and problem of “possession” extending from outdated romance VNs to fashionable isekai. People Be Sexy, and they’ll categorical that horniness by way of indulgent artwork that always doesn’t reward evaluation past “yep, this artist certain is sexy and has frequent hangups about gender.” And so every season’s sexy also-rans wind their strategy to the nice sexy sea.
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