Monday, July 13, 2026

Episode 983: Get Again at Your First Responders With Swipe Charges – Radio Free Nintendo


The enjoyable half in regards to the RFN recording schedule is realizing you mentioned one thing factually incorrect and ready three to 4 days for the remainder of the world to inform you about. If its a minor factor, we’d be capable to right the edit. If it’s a bigger blunder, the choices are restricted.

We have been making a mistake for fairly a while now. Properly-over a month in the past, Jonny advised Episode 999 however a RetroActive on the DS recreation 9 Hours, 9 Individuals, 9 Doorways (999). This appeared completely apt. It additionally appeared far sufficient away that it did not spur additional analysis.

This was a mistake.

This week RFN kicks off with a blizzard of half-announcements: concepts which are lacking central items of data. Often sufficient to get began, however not sufficient to completely inform, these half-announcements take care of two RetroActives and Episode 1000. I say two RetroActives as a result of… there are two of them, but in addition as a result of 999 appeared so theoretically distant that I made a decision an extra RetroActive ought to occur earlier than it.

It actually wasn’t that distant, however we began the analysis for the earlier RetroActive as a substitute of confirming a fundamental reality in regards to the 999 RetroActive.

You see, 999 was rereleased as “Zero Escape: The Nonary Sport” on a variety of platforms. This remake options a number of the creature comforts from Zero Escape: Virtues Final Reward, which might drastically help in getting via the sport for a RetroActive. And, after all, it have to be on Swap. All of us assumed this.

You assumed this.

No person bothered to examine.

We have spoken about it a number of occasions.

…999 is just not on Swap.
The Nonary Sport launch is on 3DS however, after all, 3DS is gone.

Steam, PS4, Xbox? All set.
Swap? No.

So for now, let’s put the 999 RetroActive on maintain. DS copies of that recreation are costly.
Let’s give attention to the subsequent RetroActive, the Swap launch 12 months RetroActive.

As soon as once more, one thing bizarre has occurred. We’re doing Sonic Mania, and I do not perceive within the slightest we obtained right here. However we did. So, we’ll be doing that in early August. Radio Free Nintendo presents a Sonic recreation. I am certain it will go nice.

Proper, final bit of reports. Episode 1000 will likely be recorded reside in a fixed-length telethon format. This won’t be “James spends 14 hours of a Saturday producing an countless stream of content material till his mind melts and his again screams.” This will likely be 5 to 6 hours to boost cash for [INSERT CHARITY HERE].

We’re nonetheless engaged on that half.
And the agenda.
And the date.

There’s loads in flux right here, however we’ll get it.

Anyway, we’re actually dangerous at planning, even after 1000 episodes.

However this week is not episode 1000. That is episode 983. And this week we’ve got further bulletins: new content material for Mario Kart World, finish of life for Mario Kart Tour, and Swap restore choices for you. James additionally proves to be the larger man by passive-aggressively responding to a passive-aggressive e-mail about his Star Fox impressions from final week. As a reminder, he’s the larger man. Mature, enlightened, good-looking, and positively not writing this text.

Lastly, after thirty minutes of preamble we get to precise New Enterprise. James is deep into Rhythm Heaven Groove and Guillaume and Greg have… had different obligations, leaving James to awkwardly discover this very bizarre area on his lonesome. Guillaume did have time for $2 pea-removal recreation Heavy Equipment vs Shumai, which it’s best to positively take a look at. RFN is bizarre.

It does not get any much less unusual with Listener Mail. Our first query asks if there are Nintendo 64 video games that might have been higher served on the PlayStation. The second asks how Greatest Purchase pays Nintendo for video games purchased with reward factors. The subject doesn’t keep there for lengthy.

You will get monetary recommendation right here*.

* We don’t supply monetary recommendation.

  • (00:07:39) New Public Service Bulletins – New Mario Kart World Knockout Excursions. Mario Kart Tour sunsets on cellular. Ship your Swap in for repairs whilst you can.
  • (00:17:31) Star Fox (2026).
  • (00:33:41) New Enterprise – Rhythm Heaven Groove.
  • (00:55:11) Heavy Equipment vs Shumai.
  • (01:03:52) Listener Mail – What N64 video games ought to have been on PlayStation?
  • (01:33:06) We’ve to speak about your bank card.

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